Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

What did 0 say to 8?
"Nice belt"

What did one firefly say to the other?
"You glow girl"

What did one tonsil say to the other?
"Get dressed the doctor is taking us out"

Why is it so windy in a sports stadium?
There are so many fans

What do cows read?
Cattle-logs

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets

What washes up on tiny beaches?
Micro-waves

How do mountains stay warm in the winter?
Snow caps

What do you call an old snowman?
Water

How do bees get to school?
The school buzz

What do you call a sleeping Bull?
A bull dozer

What did the candle say to the other candle?
"I'm going out tonight"

~Kalieb